1 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:44,710 看护不只是喂食 穿衣和清理 Caregiving is not just about feeding and clothing and cleaning. 2 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,800 同时要了解如何导引 It is also about understanding how to navigate 3 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,380 照顾人和需要被照顾的人 a complicated relationship between those who give care 4 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:54,880 之间复杂的关系 and those who are in need of it. 5 00:00:56,300 --> 00:01:00,390 每当你感觉迷失 受挫折 困惑 If you find yourself lost, frustrated, confused, 6 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:05,650 都要回头检视这五个字: you can always come back to this helpful mnemonic device: 7 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:08,150 A-L-O-H-A ALOHA. 8 00:01:08,230 --> 00:01:14,570 Ask(询问) Listen(聆听) Observe(观察) Help(协助) Ask again(再询问) Ask, Listen, Observe, Help, Ask again. 9 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,030 看护的原则是去照顾... The fundamentals of caregiving are to give care... 10 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,250 但别照顾太超过 but not care too much. 11 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:25,210 如果你真想长期从事看护 If you truly want a lasting career in caregiving, 12 00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:29,130 就必须谨遵看护者准则 you'll need to adhere to the caregiver commandments. 13 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:33,760 请记下来 这很重用 Writ these down. They're important. 14 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,430 先照顾好你自己 I cannot take care of another 15 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:42,430 才能去照顾别人 unless I first take care of myself. 16 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,560 班 班 拜托 我知道你在里面 Ben. Ben, come on. I know you're in there. 17 00:01:52,190 --> 00:01:58,740 我的需求跟被我照顾的人的需求是平等的 My needs are equal to the needs of the person to whom I am giving care. 18 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:02,370 看护是艰难的工作 Caregiving is difficult. 19 00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:08,670 我能做的就是尽力维持一个正面积极态度 All I can do is try my best and maintain a positive attitude. 20 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,840 恭喜你拿到看护证书 Congratulations, you're a certified caregiver. 21 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:15,130 牢牢记住: Just always remember: 22 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,430 ALOHA ALOHA. 23 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:23,600 Ask(询问) Listen(聆听) Observe(观察) Help(协助) Ask again(再询问) Ask, Listen, Observe, Help, Ask again. 24 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:28,730 仅此而已 Nothing less. Nothing more. 25 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:39,230 蚁人当看护 字幕:Charlie Fan/charlf@hotmail.com 26 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,410 你一定是班杰明先生 You must be Mr. Benjamin. 27 00:02:43,490 --> 00:02:45,910 我是艾尔莎 康克林 -- 嗨 - Elsa Conklin. - Hi. 28 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:53,750 搬来美国都九个月了 I was transferred to the States about nine months ago, 29 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,470 一直没帮崔佛找到固定的看护 and we've yet to find a permanent caregiver for Trevor. 30 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:01,390 至少可以这么说 这过程真是煎熬 The transition's been difficult, to say the least. 31 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:04,260 他这一辈子第一次坐飞机... The flight over was the first time he'd ever been on a plane and... 32 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:10,270 这么说吧 他从没真正离开过家 Well, let's just say, he's never really been one to relish 33 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:14,400 更别说在三万英尺高空或者到别的国家 let alone 30,000 feet in the air, or here in another country. 34 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:20,240 那 可不可以请问你为何当看护? So, tell me, why'd you choose to be a caregiver? 35 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,830 我乐于助人 I like helping people. 36 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,750 你现在有看别人吗? 我希望能全职 Do you have clients at the moment? This would be full-time. 37 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,120 没有 No. 38 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:34,540 先前有做过吗? Can you tell me about some of your previous clients? 39 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,050 崔佛将是我第一个 Trevor would be my first client. 40 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,470 喔... 我还请他们找个有经验的说 Oh... I'd asked them to only send people with experience. 41 00:03:43,970 --> 00:03:46,060 喔 呃... Oh, um... 42 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:49,770 我有证书的 我还参加了...六周的课程 No, I have the certificate. I took the... It's a six-week course. 43 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:53,900 是喔 我也参加过 也可以 那只不过说明我们有... Yeah, I've taken it. It's all right. It's just that I specified that we... 44 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:04,120 哈罗 抱歉 真的很抱歉 我做错了什么吗? Hello. I'm sorry. You know, I'm so sorry. Did I do something wrong? 45 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,490 我早上擦了刮胡水 平常我是不用的 I put on aftershave this morning. That's something I don't normally do. 46 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,910 是不是他对这味道敏感? Is he sensitive to smells? 47 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,960 崔佛 够了 Trevor, that's enough. 48 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,460 从0到3,500挑个数字 Pick a number between one and 3,500. 49 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:20,420 瞎...? 米? Wha...? Huh? 50 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,970 只是游戏 猜个数字 It's a game. Pick a number. 51 00:04:28,350 --> 00:04:30,560 3 -- 不对 - Three. - Nope. 52 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,310 答案是2464 抱歉 请回 Two thousand, four hundred and sixty-four. Sorry, no job. 53 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:38,230 崔佛 这位是班 你有像样的问题要问吗? Trevor, this is Ben. Do you have any actual questions for him? 54 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,650 你擦的是什么样的刮胡水? What kind of aftershave are you wearing? 55 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:41,990 崔佛 -- 什么? - Trevor. - What? 56 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:44,780 这家伙以为有人会因为刮胡水而不安 太妙了 This guy thinks retarded people get upset by aftershave. That's brilliant. 57 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:46,910 怎会这样呢? How does that work, exactly? 58 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:49,120 就像是 "喔 不 这味道" Is it, like, "Oh, no. The smell." 59 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,120 "真不知从哪来的 来人啊 帮帮我" I don't understand where it's coming from. Please, somebody help." 60 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:55,250 你又不是弱智 别用那个字 You're not retarded. And don't use that word. 61 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:57,040 你咖优秀 好吗? People worse off than you, you know? 62 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,380 倒是真的 弱智才会擦刮胡水 That's true. Like retarded people that are forced to wear aftershave. 63 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:04,760 抱歉 我孩子的幽默感很"毒特" Sorry. My child has a unique sense of humor. 64 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,140 你有孩子吗? Do you have kids? 65 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:12,520 没有 没有带孩子经验 No. I know I don't have any experience, 66 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,350 但我参加过课程 我会努力工作 我... but I took the course and I'll work very hard. I... 67 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,690 我失业一段时间了 我会好好把握这个工作 I've been out of work for a while and I could really use this job. 68 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,530 是喔 就算是给人一小时九块钱帮我擦屁股 Yeah, but if we're gonna throw down nine bucks an hour 69 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:29,370 我们也要确认他真会擦屁股 for somebody to wipe my ass, we need somebody who knows how to wipe an ass. 70 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:32,790 别说没给你机会 班 请问你 你真会帮我擦屁股吗? Tell me, Ben, given the opportunity, how exactly would you wipe my ass? 71 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:34,160 没礼貌 You're being rude. 72 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,000 面谈问这问题很合理 跟工作有关 I think it's a reasonable interview question, given the scope of the job. 73 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:40,420 对不对? 他得帮我擦屁股 True or false? This man has to wipe my ass. 74 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:46,510 我保证擦完后 I'd wipe it in such a way that when I was done, 75 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:49,140 你屁眼上一点屎都没有 there would be no shit left on your ass. 76 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,940 就他吧 He's the one. 77 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,380 嘿 -- 嗨 - Hey. - Hi. 78 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:25,920 带来没? Did you bring them? 79 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,890 班 你带离婚协议书了吗? Ben, did you bring the divorce papers? 80 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,810 是喔 我没收到啊 Oh, you know what? Uh, I never got them. 81 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:37,440 明明就有 我从门缝塞进去的 I know you got them. I shoved them under your door. 82 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,400 好吧 我算收到你的通知 真是怪了 我又还没... Right, I got your message about that. That's weird. I don't... 83 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:45,530 这还有 笔在这 Here's a new set. Here's a pen. 84 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:50,620 好的 我带回去 好好研读 All right, well, I'll take these home and, uh, I'll read them. 85 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,830 你为什么这样对我? Why are you doing this to me? 86 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:58,710 难道要我去拿法院命令吗? 真要我这样做吗? Do I have to get a court order? I mean, is that really what you want me to do? 87 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,290 我还没准备好 珍妮特 I'm not ready, Janet. 88 00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:09,130 已经两年半了 It's been two-and-a-half years. 89 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,890 要到哪年才是你的神奇数字你才会准备好? What's the magic number where you wake up and you're finally ready? 90 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:17,890 六年? 八? 还是八十? Six years? Eight? Eighty? 91 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:21,520 很抱歉 I'm sorry. 92 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,780 就是还没 I'm just not ready. 93 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,380 哈罗 请进 Hello. Come in. 94 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:50,550 嗨 -- 我先带你参观一下 - Hi. - I'll take you on the tour. 95 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,340 你知道 DMD 吗? What do you know about DMD? 96 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:54,890 呃... Um... 97 00:07:55,510 --> 00:07:56,600 呃... Uh... 98 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:00,020 就是杜氏肌肉萎缩症 下班后回去搜一下 Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. When you get home tonight, google it. 99 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:03,560 好 我... -- 我在银行当经理 - Yes, I... - I work as the office manager in a bank. 100 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,610 那是家大银行 但我是在小小分行 It's a big bank, but I work in a small branch, 101 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:07,400 也就是说 只要我一迟到 马上有人知道 which means if I'm late, they notice. 102 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,860 我得在 8:40前出门 也就是说你要在 8:40前到 I have to leave here at 8:40, which means you have to be here at 8:40. 103 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:12,570 你迟到 我就会迟到 我不能迟到 谁都担当不起 You're late, I'm late. I can't be late. No one else to pay the bills. 104 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:17,370 每天在床上伸展他的腿筋 脚跟腱 阔张肌髋屈肌 Every day we stretch his hamstrings, heel cords, IT-bands, hip flexors, 105 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:20,580 和前臂 我会示范给你看 and forearms on the bed. I'll demonstrate that for you. 106 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:23,540 他晚上睡觉都会靠阳压呼吸器帮助呼吸 He sleeps most nights with the C-pap machine to help his breathing. 107 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:27,170 崔佛生活作息非常固定 不可打乱 Trevor's extremely tied to his routine. It cannot be disrupted. 108 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,550 打乱了 他就会恐慌发作 If it's disrupted, he'll have a panic attack. 109 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:33,430 每天同一时间醒来 然后每天同一时间看电视 He wakes at the same time every day, he watches TV at the same time every day. 110 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:34,890 每天同一时间吃饭 He eats at the same time every day. 111 00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:37,050 每周四去公园一次 Once a week, he goes to the park on Thursdays. 112 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:39,850 一直是周四 一直是从一点到四点 一分不差 Always on Thursdays. Always from 1 to 4. Exactly 1 to 4. 113 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:42,690 他只吃松饼和香肠 两片松饼 一根香肠 He only eats waffles and sausage. Two waffles, one sausage. 114 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:44,060 早餐 午餐 晚餐....都是 Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 115 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:48,820 这样不好 但我也很挣扎 只能靠维他命来补充了 Not ideal, but it's a battle I'm done fighting and the vitamins fill in the gap. 116 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,570 嘿 你看她 Hey. Check her out. 117 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:54,200 这是爱达荷州杰罗姆最老的家族农场... Oldest working family farms in Jerome, Idaho... 118 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:58,580 你会上她吗? 愿赔上老命我也甘愿 Would you tap that? Because I would pound that shit into the ground. 119 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:02,160 他吃药时间也要很准确 His medications are also on a precise schedule. 120 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,040 都记在笔记本上 It's all in this notebook. 121 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:08,670 处方药 地夫可特(诱发骨质疏松症药) 氯沙坦(保持血管顺畅) 依普利酮(防止心衰竭)3 Prescription meds, Deflazacort, Losartan, Eplerenone. 122 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,760 这都不能弄错 Those you absolutely can't miss. 123 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,840 然后是保健品 普天登(延缓衰老 增强免疫力) 类黄酮 欧米加脂肪酸 Then the supplements, Protandim, Haelan, omega fatty acids, 124 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,430 钙 维他命D 辅酶Co Q10 肌酸 麸醯胺酸 槲皮素 calcium, vitamin D, Co Q10, creatine, glutamine, Quercetin, 125 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:19,260 复方维他命 绿茶素 multi-vitamin, and mega green tea. 126 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:22,060 你先看笔记本 晚点再好好说明 Why don't you read the notebook and we'll talk more thoroughly later. 127 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:25,900 根据统计 崔佛应该能再活七到十年 Statistically, Trevor probably has another seven to ten years. 128 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:28,560 所以 把每一件事都做对 好吗? So, let's do everything right, okay? 129 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:35,570 请跟我说 "ok" -- 是 OK 当然 - I need to hear you say "okay." - Yes. Okay. Absolutely. 130 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:50,340 崔佛 人家第一天来 别把人弄哭了 Trevor, it's his first day. Please don't make him cry. 131 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:59,050 需要什么吗? -- 我还真需要 - You need anything? - I do, actually. 132 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,680 帮我打给"愿望成真基金会" Could you call the Make-A-Wish Foundation 133 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:05,100 就说我想找凯蒂佩芮帮我"吹一下箫"? (在超级杯唱Roar的那位) and tell them I want a blowjob from Katy Perry? 134 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,610 她可能会答应吧? 考虑一下 I mean, she kind of has to say yes, right? Think about it. 135 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:18,070 如果她拒绝 会严重伤害她的形象 If she was to reject me, that would a PR nightmare for her. 136 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,910 恐怕会有大风暴 It'd be a shit storm. 137 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,080 这里有什么? 一栋两层楼房子 What do we have here? A two-story outhouse. 138 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:29,130 开始了 爱达荷瀑布 两楼房 Aha. Here we go. Idaho Falls, Idaho. Two-story outhouse. 139 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:34,170 我不是专家 但我比较喜欢较高楼层 I'm no expert. I definitely think I'd prefer to be on the upper level. 140 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:37,090 他显然... -- 你会问这是什么宝石? - He apparently... - What is this gem, you ask? 141 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:40,890 这是你祖国最烂的路边景点 This is a map of your precious country's lamest roadside attractions, 142 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:45,100 恐怖博物馆 离奇地标 少不了庞然大物 odd museums, bizarre landmarks, and of course anything giant, 143 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:49,150 从农场畜牲到樱桃派 -- 这红星是什么? - from farm animals to cherry pie. - What's the red star? 144 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:52,820 那是我朋友 世界"最深坑" 我的最爱 That, my friend, is the world's deepest pit. My favorite. 145 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:57,190 听起来就让人印象深刻 我喜欢 从0到3500选个号码 It just sounds so depressing, I love it. Pick a number between one and 3,500. 146 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,490 快啊 班 还有好事要忙 从0到3500 Go on, Ben. We've got some time to kill. One and 3,500. 147 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:03,950 3 -- 1555 你连试都不试 - Three. - One-5-5-5. You're not even trying. 148 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:08,040 我有个好消息 我要便便 But I have some fantastic news, I need to take a dump. 149 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,830 这哪是好消息? Why is that fantastic news? 150 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,840 因为是你荣耀的一刻 来吧 Because it's your time to shine. Let's go. 151 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,810 Ow. 152 00:11:24,890 --> 00:11:27,980 我要便了 快啊 不是开玩笑 I need to take a shit, come on. Come on, be serious. 153 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,600 抓我的脚 Take my legs. 154 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,770 这样抓是要干嘛? How does it make sense to take my legs? 155 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,610 拖我去厕所吗? 放下吧 Are you gonna drag me to the toilet? Put them down. 156 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,840 还好吧? -- 是啊 - You all right? - Yeah. 157 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,100 等等 Hold on, hold on. 158 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,230 搞不好你会拉在椅子上? Do you wanna just shit in your chair, maybe? 159 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:14,560 或许 Maybe. 160 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:18,610 班 班 卡住了 班 快啊! Ben. Ben, it's jammed. Ben, help! 161 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:23,320 我跟鸟决斗谁会赢? Who do you think would win in a fight to the death. Me or a bird? 162 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,910 救人喔! 救人喔! Help me! Help me! 163 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:37,750 救人喔! Help! 164 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:42,840 如果我跟一群也有肌肉萎缩的鸟决斗呢? How about me versus a lot of birds, 165 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,840 but all the birds also had muscular dystrophy? 166 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:50,390 我想一群也有肌肉萎缩的大鸟就可以把你干翻 I think a bunch of big birds with muscular dystrophy are fucking you up. 167 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:06,780 我很享受我们共度的时光 -- 我也是 - I enjoy this time together. - Me too. 168 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,080 可以问你个问题吗? Can I ask you a question? 169 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,000 什么? What? 170 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:22,670 如果你醒来发现你完全...康复... If you woke up and you were totally... fine... 171 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,640 你最想做的是什么? what's the thing you'd wanna do most? 172 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,810 什么事都可以吗? If I could do anything at all? 173 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:38,520 我想站着尿尿 I'd really like to take a pee standing up. 174 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,150 是啊 那太酷了 Yeah, it's pretty awesome. 175 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,250 再见 Bye. 176 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,540 今天如果有人要抢银行 别充当英雄 If somebody tries to rob the bank today, don't be a hero. 177 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:02,130 如果我一时兴起就不知道了 -- 这样说也对 I can't promise anything once the adrenalin kicks in. 178 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:02,130 Fair enough. 179 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,390 你不觉得排得像大睾丸和短鸡鸡? Did you arrange these to look like large testicles and a small penis? 180 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:18,560 是啊 -- 高明 - Yep. - Brilliant. 181 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,860 享用你的早餐吧 -- 谢罗 - Enjoy your breakfast. - Thanks. 182 00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:26,820 没听你提过从事擦屁股事业之前还干过什么 You never told me what you did before you got into the ass-wiping business. 183 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,910 我曾是个作家 -- 不会吧 当真? - I was a writer. - No, you weren't. Really? 184 00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:31,830 真的 我写过一堆你从没听过的小说 Yeah. I wrote a couple of novels you've never heard of. 185 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:36,000 那现在是怎样? 你打算要写体验吗? You're right. So, what is this? Is this, like, research for you? 186 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,540 我几乎算退休了 -- 你像是退休了 - Hardly. I'm retired. - You're retired. Right. 187 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:42,250 你可写我啊 Well, man, you should write about me. 188 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,670 那会很引人入胜 Well, that would make for a really interesting read. 189 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,720 第一章 看电视 Chapter One, Watches TV. 190 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,470 第二章 吃松饼 Chapter Two, Eats Waffles. 191 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:56,350 第三章 看电视 然后吃松饼 Chapter Three, Watches TV, Then Eats Waffles. 192 00:14:56,430 --> 00:15:00,270 都能自己把自己写出来了 -- 真的 我是男主角喔 - It writes itself. - Seriously, I'm your man. 193 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:04,570 写我时 要把我描写成帅哥酷男 And when you do write about me, I want you to describe me as handsome and cool. 194 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:06,530 要货真价实 The best stuff is truthful. 195 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:27,340 班 班杰明吗? Ben Benjamin? 196 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,760 有东西给你 I have something for you. 197 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,970 嘿 等等! Hey, wait! 198 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,510 这是法院命令! This is a court order! 199 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,270 我知道你住哪! I know where you live! 200 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,750 你刚好赶上 辣妹要上场了 You're just in time. The hot chick is on. 201 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,870 今天要看的是鲁弗斯 世界上... And today I'm going to visit with Rufus, the world's... 202 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,790 如果能跟她共度一夜 我发誓 If I had one night with her, I swear when I was done, 203 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,500 要让她腿软到连走都走不动 she wouldn't be able to walk properly. 204 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,630 是喔 是因为你让她也肌肉畏缩吗? Oh, because you'd give her muscular dystrophy? 205 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,470 漂亮 Cute. 206 00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:12,090 鲁弗斯重2100磅 Rufus weighs 2,100 pounds. 207 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:16,720 快来看 世上最重的牛在华盛顿州里茨维尔 Hey, check it out. World's biggest bovine. Ritzville, Washington. 208 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,640 里茨维尔不远啊 Ritzville. That's not far from here. 209 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:25,020 要不要去这些地方看看真实的东西? What if we saw some of these places for real? 210 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:28,110 你脑袋是中毒太深了吗? Have you been working with lead-based paint in an enclosed area? 211 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:30,780 拜托 你不觉得只在这房里晃来晃去 Come on. Don't you get bored just sitting in this room 212 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,450 然后每周去一次公园很无聊吗? and going to the park once a week? 213 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:35,950 难道你一点都不想亲自去看看世界最深的坑 I mean, doesn't any part of you want to see the world's deepest pit in person, 214 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,450 而光是看电视吗? not just on TV? 215 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,450 我想啊 若要列清单喔 I do. But if we're making bucket lists, 216 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,580 我要先去看西雅图海鹰啦啦队 I'd put that way behind nailing the Seattle Seahawk cheerleaders 217 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:45,920 表演金字塔 -- 希望有转播 - in a pyramid formation. - I do hope that's televised. 218 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,000 真是尴尬 Embarrassing. 219 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,260 那好 我们去看海鹰队比赛 All right. So, we go to a Seahawks game. 220 00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:56,220 知道吗 多数的残障不是整天坐在家里 You know, most disabled people don't just sit in their houses all day. 221 00:16:56,300 --> 00:17:00,220 他们跟一般人一样出门活动 有你的信 They get out and do things like everybody else. You got a letter. 222 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,660 那都是什么? What are those? 223 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:25,000 信啊...我爸寄的 Letters... from my father. 224 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:28,340 我不知道你有个父亲 I didn't realize you had a father. 225 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,380 我不是也是生出来的吗? 表示我有生父 I was born, wasn't I? It means I have a father. 226 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,420 不是 我知道 但... No, I know, but... 227 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,510 我三岁时他就离开了 就在我被诊断出... He left when I was three. Right when I was diagnosed. 228 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:40,850 或许只是愚蠢的巧合 -- 喔 很遗憾 - Probably just a silly coincidence. - Oh. Sorry. 229 00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:47,520 今晚有感受到爱吗? 一定有 今天是情人节 Can you feel the love tonight? Well, I sure can. It's Valentine's Day. 230 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,770 再也没有比北达科他州魔鬼湖 And what more of a romantic place to spend it 231 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,690 更浪漫的地方过情人节了 than here in Devil's Lake, North Dakota. 232 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:55,400 那你一封都没看过吗? -- 当真?你还要提吗? - So, you don't even read those? - Really? We're still going on about this? 233 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,410 抱歉 只是... Sorry, it's just... 234 00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:03,080 我...我不知道 难道你不会好奇吗? I... I don't know. Aren't you even curious? 235 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:07,420 我是说就像他向你伸手... -- 我看过 蠢得要命 - I mean, it seems like he's reaching out... - I used to read them. They're lame. 236 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,590 没回过信? -- 没 没回过 - Do you ever write back? - No, I have not written him back. 237 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,510 他对离开没说声抱歉吗? -- 你今天是怎么了? - Does he say he's sorry for leaving? - What's with you today? 238 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,970 我三岁时他做了抉择 那是他的抉择 不是我的 He made his choice when I was three. It was his choice, not mine. 239 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,800 他可以这样过下去 我们就别管了 He can live with it. Let's leave it at that. 240 00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,890 我只是说 知道吗 他还是你爸 或许... I'm just saying, you know, he is still your father, maybe... 241 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,310 他不是我爸 He's not still my father. 242 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:27,890 好吗? 父亲应该要陪着孩子的 Okay? A father is supposed to be there for his kid. 243 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:30,610 保护孩子免受伤害 那是做父亲唯一的工作 Protect him from harm. That's the only job a father has. 244 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,320 你没孩子 你哪知道啊? You don't have a kid, so what would you know about it? 245 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,740 This combination of meals is simply... 246 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:41,370 我要喝果汁 There we go. Now go get me some juice. 247 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,410 嘿 我要喝果汁 付你钱不是让你光坐在那的 Hey, juice. Come on. We're not paying you to sit on your ass. 248 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,260 班杰明先生! Mr. Benjamin! 249 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:07,730 班杰明先生! 班杰明先生 我是不会走的! Mr. Benjamin! Mr. Benjamin, I'm not gonna leave! 250 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,650 谢谢你留下来 Thank you for staying. 251 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:18,070 我一去 他们就一直拜托我参加他们周四的聚会 Ever since I started, they've been begging me to go to happy hour on Thursday. 252 00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:20,950 为了让他们别再烦我 只好答应了 I finally relented, just to get them off my back. 253 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:24,870 不会太晚 -- 没关系 崔佛在睡觉 - I won't be too late. - Oh, it's fine. Trev's napping. 254 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,290 没别的事 Oh, there's another thing. 255 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:30,330 就公司要我去亚特兰大参加一个星期的研习会 Work's asked me to go to Atlanta for a week for a training seminar. 256 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:34,460 那我就留下来陪崔佛吧? -- 谢谢 - Oh. Why don't I stay here with Trev? - Thank you. 257 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,670 Um... 258 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,340 还有件事 There's one more thing. 259 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:44,100 知道吗 这些年 崔佛都不会黏住看护 You know, over the years, Trevor's never become attached to any caregiver. 260 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:50,390 我很高兴你们俩相处融洽 但...你不会永久待在这里 I'm so pleased you two get on so well, but... you won't be here forever. 261 00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:55,860 我知道你儿子的事 I know about your son. 262 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:04,280 你知道的 我不会没先调查好 You know, I wouldn't let you be with Trevor 263 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,200 就让你和崔佛一起 without first doing my due diligence. 264 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,540 你到底知道些什么? What do you know exactly? 265 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,670 所有事 崔佛也知道 Everything. So does Trevor. 266 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,960 我很遗憾 班 I'm so sorry, Ben. 267 00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:18,880 我甚至不能... I can't even... 268 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,380 崔佛知道发生什么事吗? -- 知道 - Trevor knows what happened? - Yeah. 269 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,640 三年时间并不算长 Three years is not a very long time, 270 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,810 我只能猜测你的情绪状态 and I can only guess at your emotional state. 271 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:29,680 我不能让你跟崔佛太亲密 I can't have you getting too close to Trevor. 272 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:33,600 我不能让你做你无法兑现的承诺 I can't have you making promises you can't keep. 273 00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,570 是 ALOHA 对吧? ALOHA, right? 274 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,780 Ask(询问) Listen(聆听) Observe(观察) Help(协助) Ask again(再询问) Ask, Listen, Observe, Help, Ask again. 275 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,200 就这样 对吧? Nothing more, yeah? 276 00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:50,620 接我的车在催了 Sounds like my very obnoxious ride. 277 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:04,630 你明知道我孩子的事还跟我讲什么父亲的大道理? 蛤? You knew about my kid and you said all that father bullshit to me? Huh? 278 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,140 你以为只因为你坐轮椅 You think because you're in a wheelchair 279 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,220 就有权为所欲为吗? that gives you the right to say and do whatever you want? 280 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,640 你可曾想过 也许我只是一个猪头 You ever considered that maybe I'm just a prick, 281 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,970 不管坐不坐轮椅? with or without the wheelchair? 282 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,440 去你的 还有你的轮椅 Fuck you. And fuck your wheelchair. 283 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:22,650 去你的松饼 还有你从没去过看过也不想去的笨地图 And fuck your waffles and your stupid fucking map with all the places 284 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,650 that you're never ever gonna fucking see. 285 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,820 还有那些你从不回的信 Fuck those letters that you'll never reply to 286 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,660 因为你就是只顾自己的家伙 'cause you're such a self-absorbed piece of shit. 287 00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:33,370 你最多只会这样?就这样吗?亏我还以为你当过作家 Is that the best you can do? That's it? I thought you were a writer. 288 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:37,790 只会乱骂 真蠢 你该先打打草稿 Fuck this, fuck that. That's really lame. I think you need a second draft. 289 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:42,170 我才买你的帐 你尽管说笑吧 I don't buy any of your bullshit. You can make jokes all you want, 290 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:47,390 但你只会浪费你的生命坐在家里看电视 but you are wasting your life by sitting in this house and watching TV. 291 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:49,760 是么? 那你有做了什么? Yeah? And what the fuck are you doing? 292 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,930 三年耶 班 It's been three years, Ben. 293 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,900 难道你真愿意为了每小时9块钱帮我擦屁股? Should you really be wiping my ass for $9 an hour? 294 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:42,110 你跟崔佛似乎过了安静的一晚 Sounds like you and Trevor had quite a night last night. 295 00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:48,030 是啊 很抱歉... -- 我特别提醒过你 - Yeah, sorry about... - I specifically warned you 296 00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:50,870 你们关系的性质 对吧? about the nature of your relationship, didn't I? 297 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,910 对 你是提过 但... Yeah, you did, but... 298 00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:58,250 你凭什认为我会让你带我儿子去旅行? What makes you think I would ever let you take my son on a road trip? 299 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,590 现在好了 如果不让他去看世界"最深坑" And now if I don't let him go see the world's deepest pit 300 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,510 或者最大的牛 或者什么 他都会很失望 or biggest cow or whatever, he's gonna be upset. 301 00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:08,760 事实上 我还真不会让他去 But of course I can't actually let him go. 302 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:13,430 听着 不管何时班冲进我房里 Look, well, whatever. When Ben burst into my room 303 00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:16,180 然后说要去似乎很有趣的旅行 and said we should go on a trip, it just seemed like it would be fun. 304 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:21,150 知道吗? 算算去吧 -- 那是不可能的 - You know? So, just forget it. - Well, it's not happening. 305 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:24,020 我很讨厌扮黑脸 And I resent being put in this position. 306 00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:26,940 说真的 你在想什么? Honestly, what were you thinking? 307 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:37,250 我在想这对他有好处 -- 对他有好处? - I was thinking it would be good for him. - Good for him? 308 00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:40,120 你曾想过怎么带向崔佛这样的人去旅行? Do you have any idea what traveling with someone like Trevor entails? 309 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,920 先是弄丢地夫可特 然后呢? You lose his Deflazacort, then what? 310 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,630 或途中呼吸器坏了?还对他好? Or the C-pap breaks in the middle of nowhere? That be good for him? 311 00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:48,470 他从没离家超过一小时 He's never been more than an hour from his house. 312 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,140 或许是该改变的时候了 Maybe it's time to change that. 313 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:04,270 听着 到世界"最深坑"要花三四天 对吧? Look. It takes three or four days to get to the world's deepest pit. Right? 314 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,480 我们沿途可以看许多其他的路边景点 We can see a lot of these other roadside attractions along the way. 315 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:11,280 回程花两天 就去了一星期 Two days to get back, we're gone for a week. 316 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,620 .我标出沿途所有的医院 I chart out all the hospitals along the way. 317 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:16,830 他们会借我箱型车 所以我们可以载所有的崔佛的机器和之类的东西 And they'll lend me the van so we can carry all of Trevor's machines and stuff. 318 00:24:16,910 --> 00:24:18,870 我们可在你去亚特兰大时去 We can go while you're in Atlanta. 319 00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:24,750 你在建议我儿子冒生命危险去看地球的一个洞吗? You're suggesting I risk my son's life so he can see a hole in the earth? 320 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,010 我在建议让你儿子走出去 I'm suggesting that your son gets out of the living room. 321 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,600 好 等我下班回来 再坐下来计划这个旅行计划 Right. When I get back from work, we're gonna sit down and plan this to the T. 322 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,100 等等 什么? Wait. What? 323 00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:49,610 干得好 你喘都没喘就跳进去真是勇敢啊 Well done. That was very heroic how you jumped in there without missing a beat. 324 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:53,240 但我很抱歉 我不能去 -- 为什么? 那还是你的点子 - But I'm sorry, I can't do it. - Why? This is your idea. 325 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,490 我知道 但那只是一时兴起 I know, but I think I was caught up in the moment. 326 00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:58,870 都怪你那时一直骂我 That moment being you telling me to go fuck myself repeatedly. 327 00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:02,500 这太棒了 可成行了 This is great. The open road. 328 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,790 知道吗? 我要打给"愿望成真"基金会 You know what? I'm gonna call the Make-A-Wish Foundation 329 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:08,130 可以跟凯蒂佩芮约在密苏拉的饭店 and I'll get Katy Perry to meet us at a motel in Missoula. 330 00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:10,920 你跟她嘿咻时想要她唱什么歌? What song do you want her to sing while she's doing you? 331 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,300 "放(烟)火" "Fireworks." 332 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:31,400 车子有送检吗? -- 检查了随时可上路 - Did you get the van serviced? - The van is serviced and ready to go. 333 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,950 何时去的? -- 所有都是最佳状态 - When? - Everything's up to date. 334 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:35,990 我说的是为这次旅行做的特别检查 Meaning you got it serviced specifically for the trip, 335 00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:38,370 还是平常做的例行检查? or you got it serviced at the normal time it was supposed to be serviced? 336 00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:41,580 我要每三个小时给我简讯或电话 I want a text or a phone call every three hours. 337 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:43,830 嘿 你知道他何时去做的检查? Hey, do you know when he got the van serviced? 338 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,040 取消算了 -- Ok - Let's call this off. - Okay. 339 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,170 他需要这个 He needs this. 340 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,670 你需要吗? --- 不需要 - Do you need this? - I don't need this. 341 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:50,710 他说不需要 He says he doesn't need this. 342 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:55,090 艾尔莎 我不会让你儿子出任何纰漏 Elsa, I won't let anything happen to your son. 343 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,310 我爱你 I love you. 344 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:12,440 讣文上写 "他死也要去看世界最深坑" 还真糟 "He died trying to see the world's deepest pit" is a really bad obituary. 345 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,740 如果是呢? Or is it? 346 00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:20,430 Ok Okay. 347 00:27:23,470 --> 00:27:26,470 你在干嘛? -- 没关系的 - What are you doing? - It's all right. 348 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,100 没关系的 我抓牢你了 抓牢了 我说啊 It's all right. Here. I got you. I got you. I got you. Look. 349 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,690 这一路都是你平常的梦想 我的朋友 The road is all about living the dream, my friend. 350 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:34,570 你在说什么? 你要干嘛? 你要干嘛? What are you talking about? What are you doing? What are you doing? 351 00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:37,860 你要准备站起来尿尿 You are gonna pee standing up. 352 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:40,410 不 不 说真的 没用的 这样不对 No, no, no. Honestly, it's not gonna work. It's a mistake. 353 00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:42,070 可以的 好吗? -- 不 不 不 - It's gonna work. All right? - No, no, no. 354 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,240 可以的 我抓牢你了 It's fine. I got you. 355 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,990 等等 -- 我抓牢你了 - Give me a sec. - I've got you. Shh. 356 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,200 Shh. Shh. 357 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:50,460 很好...喔! 停一下 停一下 It is okay... Oh! Stop for a second. Stop for a second. 358 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:52,170 我停不下来 -- 快抓你的小鸡鸡! - I can't stop. - Grab your penis! 359 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:55,630 我抓了! 我抓住了! -- 你确定抓的是你的小鸡鸡吗? - I am! I've got my penis! - That's holding your penis? 360 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,640 该小小给他庆祝一下 -- 庆祝什么? - Time for a little celebration. - What are we celebrating? 361 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,890 这是你离家最远的纪录 This is the farthest you've ever been from home. 362 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:07,140 你说什么? 我住在英国呢 What are you talking about? I lived in England. 363 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,100 你明知道我说的 You know what I mean. 364 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:14,360 吃过 Slim Jim 吗? -- 你说呢? - You ever had a Slim Jim? - What do you think? 365 00:28:15,270 --> 00:28:18,400 正是时候 -- 不会有事 - I think it's time. - Not happening. No. 366 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,110 何奇不有 We have enough newness going on here. 367 00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:25,700 老弟 你在...? 你在做引号手势吗? Dude, were you...? Were you just doing air quotes? 368 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,370 别...别在那样了 相信我 Don't... Don't ever do that again. Trust me. 369 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:33,670 来吧 我们这趟就为了要做这些事 Come on. This is what road trips are all about. 370 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,710 不要 No. 371 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,130 真好吃 It's really good. 372 00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,010 Mmm! 373 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,260 Mmm! 374 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,260 肉条真他 X 的好吃啊 That's a hell of a meat stick. 375 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,310 Mmm! 376 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,970 Oh. 377 00:28:50,850 --> 00:28:53,270 试试? 试试嘛? Try it? Just try it? 378 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:57,150 来吧 就咬一小口 Come on, have a bite of the Jim. Bite the Jim. 379 00:28:58,150 --> 00:28:59,610 小小一口 Nibble on the Jim. 380 00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:02,570 来一口吧? Bite of the James? Hm? 381 00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:06,740 在你们国家不是这样说的吗? 来一口吧? Isn't that what they say in your country? A little bite of the James, shall we? 384 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,040 来一小口吧! Little bite of James! 385 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,590 来啊! 来一小口吧! Go on! Have a bite of James! 386 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:21,840 让我自己去看看有什么我可以吃的 Let me see if there's any food in there I can actually eat. 387 00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:55,370 好酷的球鞋 Cool fucking sneakers. 388 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:00,840 购物中心 Mall. 389 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,860 购物中心 Mall. 390 00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:27,200 到底是啥意思啊? 购物中心? What does that even mean? Mall? 391 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,780 意思是从哪买的 It means that's where you get them from. 392 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:34,620 不对 我知道 但你不是在那买的 是上网买的 No, I know, but you didn't get them there. You got them online. 393 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,160 那里你也买得到 It's where one would get them. 394 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,210 虽然 你没那样说 Although, you didn't say that. 395 00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:44,130 我是说你没说 "喔 知道吗 我在购物中心买的" I mean, you didn't say, "Oh, you know, I got them at the mall." 396 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,880 去只说 "购物中心" You just said, "Mall." 397 00:30:47,970 --> 00:30:50,850 就四个字 一个词 Just one word. One syllable. 398 00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:53,720 我觉得这样很好 一针见血 Well, I thought it was good to get straight to the point. 399 00:30:54,890 --> 00:30:58,350 技术上 那是跟女生说话的最少字数 Technically, that's the least amount that you could say to a girl 400 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,270 而且还算是对话 and still have it qualify as a conversation. 401 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:05,320 知道吗? 我错了 You know what? I'm wrong. 402 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,450 我错在还有更短的说法 "Ma"(妈?) I'm wrong. There is something shorter. "Ma." 403 00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:11,820 你哪知道女生啊? 你老婆还想跟你分呢 What do you know about girls? Your wife is trying to divorce you. 404 00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:16,870 "酷鞋" "Ma"(妈?) -- 算我是坐轮椅的混球 好吗? - "Cool sneakers." "Ma." - I'm in a fucking wheelchair, okay? 405 00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:18,330 如果我飙些莎士比亚的话 I could spew Shakespeare shit 406 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,670 女生哪会鸟我啊 and a girl like that's not gonna be interested in me. 407 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:24,380 Ma(妈?) -- 去你的 你这45岁擦屁股的 - Ma. - Fuck you, you're a 45-year-old ass-wiper. 408 00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,590 Ma(妈?) Ma. 409 00:31:32,050 --> 00:31:34,010 ♪ Ma, ma, ma ♪ ♪ Ma, ma, ma ♪ 410 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,020 ♪ Ma, ma, ma ♪ ♪ Ma, ma, ma ♪ 411 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:39,230 我看还是来尝一根吧 -- 是么? - I think I'm gonna give one of these a go. - Yeah? 412 00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:40,650 是啊 -- 好 - Yeah. - Good. 413 00:31:40,730 --> 00:31:42,940 我就知道上路对你有好处 See, I knew the open road would be good for you. 414 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,030 怎么样? 好吃吧? What do you think? It's good, right? 415 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,130 不错的尝试 Nice try. 416 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,010 真是好吃 真有趣 That's really good. That's really funny. 417 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:23,520 别闹了 好吗? 我在开车 Would you quit screwing around? I'm driving. 418 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:27,900 喔 糟了 Oh, shit. 419 00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:39,500 糟了 Oh, shit. 420 00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:46,040 来吧 Come on. Come on. 421 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:53,130 可恶! 喔 你这混球! Goddamn it! Oh, you fucker! 422 00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:57,220 别再来了! 吓死我了! Don't ever do that again! You scared the shit out of me! 423 00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:03,100 开个小玩笑嘛 -- 天啊! - I'm just kidding. - Jesus Christ! 424 00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:10,990 知道吗 还真不赖耶 You know, these are actually not that bad. 425 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,490 来一口吧? 去你的 - Bite of the James? - Fuck you. 426 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,460 哇 你看看 Whoa. Check it out, man. 427 00:33:29,670 --> 00:33:31,670 Moo! 428 00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:14,970 嘿 我们想看鲁弗斯 世上最大的牛 Hey, we're here to see Rufus, the world's biggest bovine. 429 00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:19,100 好的 一人四块 然后呢... Okay, that's gonna be $4 apiece, and what you're gonna do is... 430 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:24,430 喔 我很... 抱歉 鲁弗斯在二楼 Oh, I'm, uh... I'm sorry. We keep, uh, Rufus on the second floor. 431 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:29,020 没有无障碍设施吗? -- 没 抱歉啦 - Oh, you don't have handicap access? - No. Sorry about that. 432 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:31,440 没关系 真的 It's not a problem. Seriously. 433 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,570 什么? 不对 这是问题 一个超级大问题 What? No. It is a problem. It's a huge problem. 434 00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:37,450 不用麻烦了 你就上去看一眼 然后跟我说长啥样 No, you can go up and take a look at it and then tell me about it. 435 00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:38,700 不行! No! 436 00:34:40,070 --> 00:34:42,540 你们违规了 You're in violation of codes. 437 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:47,620 这样吧 不如你跟你儿子去礼品店买东西 Look, why don't you and your son just pick out something from our gift shop. 438 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,750 我想你还不了解事情的严重性 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation here. 439 00:34:49,830 --> 00:34:51,790 等等 你以为我们是父子? Wait a sec. You think we're father and son? 440 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,420 我们来看大牛 就要看到大牛 We came to see a giant cow. We're going to see a giant cow. 441 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,050 口音明明差那么多? 你不觉得奇怪吗? I mean, what about the different accents? Does that not bother you? 442 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:00,890 明信片给你好了 -- 明信片? - Look. Here's a postcard. - Postcard? 443 00:35:00,970 --> 00:35:04,140 这样就想打发我们? 你脑袋是不是中毒太深了? You think that's gonna solve this? What, are you working with lead-based paint? 444 00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:06,310 嘿 搞什么? 那是我说的 Hey, what the fuck? That's mine. 445 00:35:06,390 --> 00:35:11,440 是这样的 那不过是只普通的牛 只是咖大只 Look, it's just like a regular cow but bigger. 446 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,980 我们偏要看 那是你们的事 And we wanna see it. And that's your problem. 447 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:18,280 因为养大牛专家是你们 不是我 Because you're the one that went into the giant cow-showing profession, not me. 448 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,660 所以 你得解决我们参观大牛的问题 So, it's you that's gonna figure out how we're gonna see a giant fucking cow, 449 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:24,790 否则我会打给电台要他们派个人过来 or else I'm gonna call the local news, and I'm gonna have them send down the guy 450 00:35:24,870 --> 00:35:27,290 报导你 "可耻的" 生意 that does that "Shame on You" business-buster thing, 451 00:35:27,370 --> 00:35:30,420 顺便带一堆摄影机...一堆摄影机 and he's gonna come down with multiple cameras... Multiple cameras. 452 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,380 访问你为什么残障人士 and ask you why you think it's okay that somebody with disabilities 453 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:35,590 不能像一般人一样参观大牛 isn't allowed to see a giant cow like everyone else. 454 00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:37,170 那你知道要打几号吗? What number are you even dialing right now? 455 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,840 闭嘴 Shut up. 456 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,430 电话响了 你等着吧? It's ringing. What's it gonna be? 457 00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:53,020 左边! 小心 小心 小心 -- 太多了! 太多了! - Left! And careful, careful, careful. - Not that much! Not that much! 458 00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:55,570 抓到了 抓到了! -- 米奇 你会害死我们! - I got you, I got you! - You're gonna crush us, Mikey! 459 00:35:55,610 --> 00:35:57,490 爱看多久就看多久 Take as long as you need. 460 00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:36,190 还好吗? -- 好 你呢? - You good? - Yeah, you? 461 00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:37,440 是喔 Yeah. 462 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,990 谢谢啦 Thank you. 463 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,370 快!我要失去重心了! Come on! I'm losing my grip! I'm losing my grip! 464 00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:48,120 等等! -- 好了 拜托别... - No, wait! - Okay, okay. No, please don't... 465 00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:53,330 我有好消息跟坏消息 Well, I got good news and bad news. 466 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:56,460 好消息是 我打给"愿望成真基金会" The good news is I talked to the Make-A-Wish folks, 467 00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:58,630 也联络到凯蒂佩芮 and Katy Perry is all lined up. 468 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:04,510 坏消息是她不唱 "放(烟)火" The bad news is she's refusing to sing "Fireworks." 469 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:09,520 显然呢 她已经跟四个"愿望成真"的家伙做过了 Apparently, she's done that with the last four Make-A-Wish kids. 470 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,270 她精疲力竭了 -- 我要看我爸 - She feels it's played out. - I wanna go and see my father. 471 00:37:12,350 --> 00:37:13,770 什么? What? 472 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,560 他在盐湖城卖车 He owns a car dealership in Salt Lake City. 473 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:19,860 你爸在美国? -- 他是美国人 - Your father's in America? - He's an American. 474 00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:23,780 他们在英国认识 在这生我 他抛弃我们就搬回英国 They met in the UK. Made me here, then we moved back when he ditched us. 475 00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:26,700 我一直想你说的 我是该听听她说说看 I've been thinking about what you said and I should hear him out. 476 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:29,830 喔 我不...喔 我不... Oh, I don't... Oh, I don't... 477 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:32,580 我意思是... Look, I mean... 478 00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:36,380 我只是... 那时我也不知在讲什么 I just... Here's the thing. I don't know what I'm talking about. 479 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,880 我要跟你妈说 -- 不 千万不要 - I have to talk to your mom. - No, definitely not. 480 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,800 她不会同意的 她不可能同意 She isn't gonna let me go. She barely let me go on this. 481 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,680 先打给他 Well, you should call him first. 482 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,720 不用 要去就直接去 No. No, no, no. If we're gonna do it, we just do it. 483 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,430 我就要看他的表情 I wanna see the look on his face. 484 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,730 这是你的主意 别跟我推三阻四的 This was your idea. Don't start pussying out now. 485 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,150 Ok Okay. 486 00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:06,030 那你要跟他说什么? What are you gonna say to him? 487 00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:09,160 不是该问他会跟我说什么吗? Isn't it more about what he's gonna say to me? 488 00:38:18,290 --> 00:38:20,250 你看看 Dude, look at this. 489 00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:23,880 我刚传给你妈的 I just texted this to your mom. 490 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:31,510 喔 Oh. 491 00:38:32,930 --> 00:38:37,560 你觉得她在打什么主意? -- 显然 她哈上我了 - What do you suppose her deal is? - Obviously, she wants me bad. 492 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,230 会不会她想逃家 她父母在找她? What if she's a runaway and her parents are looking for her? 493 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:44,900 要给她搭便车吗? Should we give her a ride? 494 00:38:45,780 --> 00:38:47,200 什么? What? 495 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,660 她想搭车 或许就给她搭便车吧 She's hitchhiking. Maybe we should give her a ride. 496 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:52,410 想吗? -- 为什么 你觉得我们该吗? - Want to? - Why, you think we should? 497 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:56,120 你说的对 不该 -- 这个么 我又没说不该 我有说吗? - You're probably right. We shouldn't. - Well, I didn't said we shouldn't, did I? 498 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:59,580 我是说 你知道的 或许 如果你想 于是... I said that, you know, it's just like, whatever. If you want to, then... 499 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:03,300 于是我想应该可以 如果你有感到父亲的同理心去保护之类的 Then I guess we can. If you're feeling fatherly and protective and shit. 500 00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:05,510 算了吧 Nah, forget it. 501 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:18,020 我担心她的父母 I'm worried about her parents. 502 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,190 是吗? 担心她的父母 你会喔? Yeah? Worried about her parents, are you? 503 00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:24,940 还真是会 因为她孤苦伶仃一个人在外 Deeply, actually. 'Cause she's out there alone. 504 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,900 现今社会什么事都有可能发生 And in today's world, there's no telling what could happen. 505 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:31,410 到处是变态 这里很可能也有 There's all sorts of sickos out there. And quite possibly in here. 506 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,660 那就来吧 Let's do it. 507 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,630 当真? -- 是啊 给她搭便车 - Seriously? - Yeah. Let's give her a ride. 508 00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:46,960 OK 好啊 为何不 对吧? Okay. Yeah, why not, right? 509 00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:51,720 好啊 OK 那就来吧 -- 好 去问问她 - Yeah, okay, yeah. Let's do it. - Yeah. Go ask her. 510 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,970 什么? 我? -- 是啊 你去 - What? Me? - Yeah. You. 511 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,390 不行 我不问 我不能 No, I'm not asking. I can't ask her. 512 00:39:57,470 --> 00:39:59,310 我不问 -- 为什么? - I'm not asking her. - Why? 513 00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:01,980 因为我不能 好吗? 别傻了 你去问 Because I can't, okay? Don't be a dick. You ask her. 514 00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:05,360 如果我去问 那你就像只能透过窗子 Man, if I go ask her, you're gonna be watching it through this window 515 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,360 看就像看电视一样 like you were watching TV. 516 00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:19,290 我回家就把你标在地图上 You know, when I get home, I'm gonna put you on the roadside attractions map. 517 00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:21,120 名称就叫:世界最混蛋 World's biggest dick. 518 00:40:24,290 --> 00:40:28,300 嘿 嘿 就当是我给你的一个小小建议好吗? Hey, hey, hey. Let me just give you a little bit of advice, okay? 519 00:40:29,130 --> 00:40:33,470 什么? -- 再提提购物中心的话题 - What? - Go with that mall rap again. 520 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,350 你还记得的话 你就只说了 "购物中心" I don't know if you remember it. It's just one word. Just "mall." 521 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:44,650 我会跟你比中指 -- 别这样吧 - I'm giving you the finger. - Well, not really. 522 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,350 我来吧 I got it. 523 00:41:30,570 --> 00:41:33,740 你好 -- 你哪位? - Hi there. - Who the fuck are you? 524 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:38,530 我是班 -- 喔 可恶 你是变态吗? - Ben. My name's Ben. - Oh, shit. Are you a pervert? 525 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,660 什么? -- 你看喔 我21 熟透的成年人了 - What? - Look, I'm 21. Full-on adult. 526 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,040 如果你要幼齿的 去高速公路找 So, if you're into picking up kids on the highway, 527 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:49,210 拜托别来烦我 -- 我不是变态 - please just leave me the fuck alone. - I'm not a pervert. 528 00:41:49,290 --> 00:41:51,760 变态都这样说 That's exactly what a pervert would say. 529 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:55,430 我只想帮帮你 Right. I just wanna help you out. 530 00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:57,970 饿不饿? 要不要吃点东西? Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? 531 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,430 我没恶意 I'm harmless. 532 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:09,440 好吧 我就喝点咖啡 Fine. I could use some coffee. 533 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,900 如果你是变态 我发誓会踢得你满地找牙 If you're a pervert, I swear, I'll kick your fucking ass. 534 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,830 这 Here. 535 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:34,970 你是那个穿酷鞋的人 -- 是啊 - You're the kid with the cool sneakers. - Yeah. 536 00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:37,130 你怎么了? So, what's wrong with you? 537 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,180 我喔...肌肉萎缩 I have, uh... Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. 538 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:45,430 雪特 听起来就不妙 Shit. That sounds bad. 539 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,350 会好吗? -- 不会 还不会 - Can they fix it? - No. Not yet. 540 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,610 还真惨 -- 是啊 - That fucking blows. - Yeah. 541 00:42:50,690 --> 00:42:54,190 会痛吗? -- 不会 有点吧 - Does it hurt? - No. I mean, kind of. 542 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,820 会伤到脑袋吗? -- 不会 - Does it affect your brains? - No. 543 00:42:57,910 --> 00:43:00,660 小鸡鸡还行吗? -- 要看菜单吗? - Does your penis work? - You want a menu? 544 00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:03,790 麻烦给我们菜单? 你要点什么? 三明治好吗? Can we have a menu? What would you like? You want a sandwich? 545 00:43:03,870 --> 00:43:05,120 点个蛋如何? You want some eggs maybe? 546 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,670 松饼真是好吃 对吧 崔佛? -- 是啊 - The waffles are really good. Right, Trev? - Yeah. 547 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:12,170 你是说松饼好吃 还是说小鸡鸡还行? Yeah, the waffles are good or, yeah, your penis works? 548 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:18,630 松饼不好吃 The waffles suck. 549 00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:24,600 我是小点 -- 我是崔佛 - I'm Dot. - Trevor. 550 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,390 你们两个变态睡一起还是分开睡? You two perverts got room for one more? 551 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,070 那去丹佛做什么? -- 展开新生活 - So, what's in Denver? - Starting my life, Mervin. 552 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:40,660 或许去念艺校 Maybe go to art school. 553 00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:42,660 我妈说丹佛是个不错的地方 My mom always said Denver was a good place 554 00:43:42,740 --> 00:43:46,290 因为高海拔 空气好 because the high altitude makes the air less complicated. 555 00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:47,660 Ah. 556 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,290 你妈知道你搭便车吗? -- 不知道 - Does your mom know you're hitchhiking? - No. 557 00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:52,630 该跟她说吧? Think you should tell her? 558 00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:55,050 她去世了 所有有点小困难 She's dead, so that might be a little difficult. 559 00:43:55,130 --> 00:43:58,130 除非你会灵媒 -- 喔 抱歉 - Unless you have psychic powers. - Oh, I'm sorry. 560 00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:01,970 我也抱歉 我们同感抱歉 -- 喔 没关系 - I'm sorry, too. We're both sorry. - Oh, it's okay. 561 00:44:02,050 --> 00:44:04,390 凯西包包真是酷炫 Kathy was so fucking rad. 562 00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:06,890 看看她做出来的 She would do shit for people, 563 00:44:06,970 --> 00:44:09,890 甚至都没人问 她就做出来了 like, without them even asking, she would just do it. 564 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,150 三年前起 And then, like, three years ago, 565 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:14,940 她就窜到无所不在 she gets this random blood disease out of nowhere. 566 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,070 要我说喔 就像是一只棍子 Just bullshit on a stick if you ask me. 567 00:44:17,150 --> 00:44:22,700 是啊 在棍子放上什么 就成了世上最美味的棒棒糖 Yeah, it's total bullshit. And on a stick. Like the world's least delicious lollipop. 568 00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:27,040 那你爸呢? 知道你去哪吗? What about your dad? Does he know where you are? 569 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,120 不知道 我留了字条给他 No. I left him a note, though. 570 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:38,920 这是什么? 什么问题? -- 没什么 只是...仪表灯 - What's that? What's wrong? - Nothing. It's a... It's a dash light. 571 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:41,550 我们...到哪了? 到最近的交流道还有多久? Where... Where are we? When's the nearest exit? 572 00:44:41,630 --> 00:44:45,470 没事的 崔佛 引擎检查过了 OK啦 崔佛 No, it's fine, Trevor. I had the engine serviced. It's okay, Trevor. 573 00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:47,600 或许先停路边看看...检查... Maybe we should just pull over and see what's... Check just to... 574 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,850 就检查看看 -- 崔佛 没事的啦 - Just so you can check it over. - Trevor, it's fine. 575 00:44:49,930 --> 00:44:53,310 那些灯号没什么意义 继续走吧 崔佛 跟他说 Those lights don't mean shit. Just keep going. Trevor, tell him. 576 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,860 继续走吧 Keep going. 577 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,910 知道吗? 崔佛 我知道你很想继续走 You know what? Trevor, I know you wanna keep going, 578 00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:05,160 但或许该找个地方过夜了 but maybe we should just pull off, find a place to stay tonight 579 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,410 明早再来检查 and then I'll get it checked out in the morning. 580 00:45:07,490 --> 00:45:11,410 这样的 我答应他妈要注意他的安全 很抱歉 只能这样做 Look, I told his mom I'd keep him safe. I'm sorry. That's what we're gonna do. 581 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:18,050 还真娘 为什么老人都那么娘? What a fucking pussy. Why are old people such pussies? 582 00:45:18,130 --> 00:45:23,090 越来越会这样吗 还是突然就有天早上起来对着镜子说 : Is it gradual, or one day you just wake up and you look in the mirror and you say: 583 00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:25,510 "今天我还真是娘"? "Today I am a giant fucking pussy"? 584 00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:28,350 对喔 班 你为何这么娘? Yeah, Ben. Why you are such a giant fucking pussy? 585 00:45:28,430 --> 00:45:30,430 你是想...? 继续走吗? 我们可以... You wanna...? Should we keep going? We can... 586 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,020 继续走当然可以 但这有点... I mean, I'm certainly okay to go, and it's a bit... 587 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,940 有点危险... -- 不用 不用 - It's kind of playing with fire... - No, no. 588 00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:39,480 是你说想停的 我们就停吧 -- 是啊 我们还是停一下吧 - You said you wanted stop, so we can stop. - Yeah, no, let's pull over. 589 00:45:41,650 --> 00:45:42,900 还真是娘 Such a giant pussy. 590 00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:53,040 那 最深坑是什么东东啊? So, what's the deal with the deep pit or whatever? 591 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,120 喔 Oh. 592 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,920 70年代有个科学家 In the '70s some scientist dudes 593 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,170 往下挖了一个六哩深的小洞 made a little tiny hole six miles deep straight down, 594 00:45:58,250 --> 00:46:01,710 想到达地心 于是就叫世界最深坑 trying to get to the center of the Earth. Named it The World's Deepest Pit. 595 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,260 我可能只是喜欢这个名字 I think I just like the name. 596 00:46:04,090 --> 00:46:06,840 所以你想去看看大洞? So, your dream is to see a big hole in the ground? 597 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,850 我一直是个好学生 我想顺便看我爸 I've always been an overachiever. I'm also gonna see my father. 598 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,520 你爸也是个混蛋吗? Is your dad a fuck-up, too? 599 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,020 不知道 我三岁时他就离开了 就在我被诊断出... I wouldn't know. He left when I was three, when I was diagnosed. 600 00:46:19,770 --> 00:46:22,480 还真是扯 That's really bullshit on a stick. 601 00:46:23,150 --> 00:46:25,950 你为什么看他? -- 他说的 - Why are you seeing him? - His idea. 602 00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:28,280 认为我该原谅他 Thinks I should forgive him. 603 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,370 我就不会 I wouldn't forgive him. 604 00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:37,540 我们被跟踪了 -- 什么意思 我们被跟踪? - We're being followed. - What do you mean, we're being followed? 605 00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:40,210 那台车在停车场 我从里茨维尔就发现了 There's a car in the parking lot. I noticed it around Ritzville. 606 00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,210 我跟珍妮特说要去盐湖城 I told Janet we were going to Salt Lake. 607 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:46,680 她一定是叫人带法院命令来了 She must have sent someone with a court order. 608 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,890 珍妮特是谁? -- 他老婆 - Who's Janet? - His wife. 609 00:46:49,970 --> 00:46:53,680 你老婆申请法院命令? 那可好 Your wife issued a court order against you? That's great. 610 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:56,390 她想跟他离 但他不签 She's trying to divorce him as well, but he won't sign the divorce papers 611 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,770 因为他... -- 老弟 - because he's a... - Dude. 612 00:46:57,850 --> 00:47:01,940 对喔 我不能说 我们说好的 Yeah. I can't say. Solemn bond between us. 613 00:47:03,150 --> 00:47:05,360 以后再说 -- Ok - I'll tell you later. - Okay. 614 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,280 如果有人敲门 千万别应门 If there's a knock on this door, no one answers. 615 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:16,040 如果有人敲门... If there's a knock on that door... 616 00:47:17,790 --> 00:47:18,960 我去哈根烟 I'm going to smoke. 617 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:25,420 马文 别担心 我会躲在树林里 Don't worry, Mervin. I'll hide in the bushes. 618 00:47:29,260 --> 00:47:30,760 嗨 马文 Hi, Mervin. 619 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,390 给我闭嘴 不然明天把你衣服扔出去 Shut up, or tomorrow I'll put your clothes on inside out. 620 00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:09,840 早啊 Morning. 621 00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:16,060 我么...把车开去加油站 I, uh... took the car to a gas station 622 00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:18,390 看来没事 and it's totally fine. 623 00:48:18,850 --> 00:48:20,560 只是保险丝 It's just a fuse. 624 00:48:25,650 --> 00:48:28,150 小点呢? -- 在外面 - Where's Dot? - She's outside. 625 00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:29,780 好了吗? You ready? 626 00:50:20,510 --> 00:50:23,480 我是珍妮特 请留言 Hey there, it's Janet. Please leave a message. 627 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:26,190 真有必要这样吗? Is this really necessary, huh? 628 00:50:26,270 --> 00:50:28,560 雇人跟我全国跑透透? To hire some goon to follow me across the country? 629 00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:31,440 珍妮特 真扯 It's bullshit, Janet. On a stick. 630 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:34,860 他会喔 改天他就会从我这拿东西 He does that. He took one of my things the other day. 631 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:37,610 知道棍子上有什么吗? You know what's bullshit on a stick? 632 00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:40,490 我活了18年了居然没人跟我说有这么好吃的这肉条 I went 18 years on this planet and no one ever told me about a Slim Jim. 633 00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:43,040 难道不需再发明其他食物了吗 Humans didn't need to invent any other food. 634 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,120 发克 耶 Fuck, yeah. 635 00:51:09,810 --> 00:51:11,650 对吧? 不只是我! Right? And it's not just me! 636 00:51:11,730 --> 00:51:13,980 我哪能说尿就尿! -- 试试吧! 用点心! I can't piss for you! Just try it! Concentrate! 637 00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:15,400 什么? 把手放... What? Put your arm... 638 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:17,070 我不想尿 - 把手放墙上 - I don't wanna pee. - Put your arm on the wall. 639 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,740 从0到3500挑个数字 Pick a number between one and 3,500. 640 00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:24,290 好 我猜三次 -- 没有三次 - Okay, I want three guesses. - You don't get three guesses. 641 00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:27,410 只能一次 0到3500 来 You get one guess, between one and 3,500. Go. 642 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:30,540 好 好 好 1452 Okay, okay, okay. One thousand, four hundred and fifty-two. 643 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,210 喔 天啊 从没人猜到说 Oh, my God. No one's ever gotten it before. 644 00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,170 真不敢相信你猜到了 -- 你骗人 - I can't believe you got it. - Oh, you're so lying right now. 645 00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:37,840 没骗人 你猜到了 真叫我大吃一惊 I'm not lying. You got it. I am flabbergasted. 646 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,050 你说真的? -- 厉害 - Are you serious? - Good move. 647 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:40,220 假的 No, I'm not serious. 648 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:43,140 去你的 -- 是啊 拍谢啦 - Fuck you. - Yeah, sorry. 649 00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:50,600 你们看看 Whoa, look at that. 650 00:51:55,690 --> 00:51:57,940 我要看看需不需要我帮忙 I'm gonna see if she needs some help. 651 00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:06,160 嘿 -- 嗨 - Hey. - Hi. 652 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,620 怎么了? -- 大事不好了 - How's it going there? - Not good. 653 00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:10,580 我都看过了 I've been looking at all this, 654 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:14,460 但我真看不出是什么问题 but I don't really know anything about cars. 655 00:52:15,630 --> 00:52:18,420 我猜可能是着火了 I think something might be on fire. 656 00:52:19,550 --> 00:52:23,180 要帮你叫拖车吗? -- 谢谢 ... - You want me to call you a tow truck? - Thanks. Um... 657 00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:29,350 要修的话我负担不起 本来就不该开出来的 Whew! I can't really afford to fix it. I probably shouldn't have driven it. 658 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:32,520 你要去哪? -- 内布拉斯加州格兰德岛 - Where are you headed? - Grand Island, Nebraska. 659 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,110 内布拉斯加? 自己开去内布拉斯加? Nebraska? You're driving by yourself to Nebraska? 660 00:52:35,190 --> 00:52:37,320 要去看我妈 I'm going to see my mom. 661 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:38,990 我怀孕了 I'm pregnant. 662 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,990 请问芳名? -- 小桃子 - What's your name? - Peaches. 663 00:52:42,070 --> 00:52:43,240 我叫班 I'm Ben. 664 00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:45,450 嗨 - Hi. - Hi. 665 00:52:47,370 --> 00:52:49,750 请等一下 -- Ok - Just a second. - Okay. 666 00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,630 她车坏了 Well, her car is shot. 667 00:52:55,290 --> 00:52:57,750 她要去内布拉斯加 She's heading to Nebraska. 668 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,340 我们可以载她到盐湖 I mean, we could take her all the way to Salt Lake 669 00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:02,050 剩下的让她去做巴士 and maybe put her on a bus for the rest of the way. 670 00:53:03,010 --> 00:53:04,840 你怎么了? What is wrong with you? 671 00:53:04,930 --> 00:53:07,680 怎么可以把一个孕妇丢到巴士不管 You don't put a pregnant lady on a bus. 672 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,220 要送就要送到底 We'll take her the whole way. 673 00:53:09,310 --> 00:53:10,930 喔 时间恐怕不允许 Oh, well, we don't really have that kind of time. 674 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:14,020 马文 孕妇ㄋㄟ Mervin. She's pregnant. 675 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,860 确定吗? You sure about this? 676 00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:19,860 我们又不认识她 -- 是不认识 但我们该做 - We don't know her. - No, absolutely. Yeah. It's what we do. 677 00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,990 我们是跑遍美国的计程车 We're a taxicab for America. 678 00:53:24,030 --> 00:53:25,280 他比你酷多了 He's so much cooler than you. 679 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:30,790 听到没? 帅又酷 You hear that? handsome and cool. 680 00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:35,080 我没说帅 -- 明明就有 - I never said handsome. - Well, pretty sure you did. 681 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,880 小桃子 预产期何时? So, how pregnant are you, Peaches? 682 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:47,220 艾顿宝贝还要几周就会出生 Uh, just a few more weeks until baby Elton joins the world. 683 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:50,010 这是以他爸来命名的 I'm naming him after his father. 684 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:53,350 叫艾顿的爸在内布拉斯加? -- 阿富汗 - Is Elton's father in Nebraska? - Afghanistan. 685 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,310 当真? 当兵吗? -- 是的 - Really? He's a soldier? - Yes. 686 00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,320 美军一等兵 第二次去 Private First Class, U.S. Army. Second tour. 687 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,450 才刚又被派去 我们都很吃惊 He just got deployed again. It kind of took us all by surprise. 688 00:54:03,530 --> 00:54:06,820 所以我就溜去找我妈 So, I'm scurrying back to Nebraska to be with my mom. 689 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:08,740 他第一次去有参加什么战役吗? Did he see any action when he was there the first time? 690 00:54:08,830 --> 00:54:12,540 有啊 但他不准我说 Oh, yeah. But he wouldn't want me talking about it. 691 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,460 你该问 这一路上就有故事可说了 Oh, you have to. It's what you do on the road. 692 00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:17,670 我们早就听腻了小点的故事了 -- 混蛋 - Dot's already bored us with her story. - Asshole. 693 00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:19,210 我...只是开个玩笑 I'm... I'm just kidding. 694 00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:21,710 无所谓啦 反正我也有这混蛋的事可说 It's okay. I kind of have a thing for assholes. 695 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,550 小桃子 继续啊 Continue, Peaches. 696 00:54:24,090 --> 00:54:27,640 有次跟部队出任务 Okay, well, he was on a mission with his buddies, 697 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:30,510 被困在敌区 and they got trapped by enemy rebels. 698 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,810 他不是夸大其词的人 所以我也不会乱说 I know he's not one for bragging, so I probably shouldn't brag on him, 699 00:54:33,890 --> 00:54:35,890 总之他救了所有人 but he saved everybody. 700 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:38,350 他突围求助 He ran through enemy fire to get help. 701 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,820 崔佛 如果是你 你会怎么做? Trev, what would you do in that situation? 702 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:42,900 喔 我最有可能会拉屎埋了自己 Oh, I'd most likely shit myself. 703 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:45,610 ...我也最有可能会帮你清干净 And I most likely would have to clean it up. 704 00:54:47,030 --> 00:54:50,910 别管他们 两个白痴 -- 喔 OK - Don't worry about them. They're idiots. - Oh, okay. 705 00:54:50,990 --> 00:54:53,240 如果他拉在身上我还是得清理 I have to clean him up when he shits himself. 706 00:54:53,330 --> 00:54:54,250 天啊 God. 707 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,710 好啦 All right. 708 00:54:57,790 --> 00:55:00,250 今晚两间 我们住的咖大间 Two rooms tonight. We're living large. 709 00:55:01,670 --> 00:55:04,130 我饿扁了 Man, I am starving. 710 00:55:04,210 --> 00:55:06,630 我猜整条街应该有不打烊的晚餐 I think there's an all-night diner across the street. 711 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,970 你说呢? What do you think? 712 00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:10,760 小桃子说她累坏了 Oh, well, Peaches said she was too tired. 713 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,020 好 那就我们三个罗 Oh, all right. Well, I guess it'll be the three of us. 714 00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,730 我要吃个大肉饼 绝不吃垃圾 I'm getting a patty melt. I don't give a shit. 715 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,480 这样的 或许... Look, maybe, uh... 716 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,020 或许你也累坏了 Maybe you could be too tired as well. 717 00:55:23,230 --> 00:55:25,150 什么? 喔 What? Oh. 718 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,570 喔 好的 Oh, okay. 719 00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:27,950 Wow. 720 00:55:28,490 --> 00:55:30,530 自从说 "购物中心" 以来 很久了 Come a long way since, "mall." 721 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,330 嘿 各位 小桃子睡了 要吃什么吗? Hey, guys, Peaches is already asleep. You guys wanna get something to eat? 722 00:55:34,950 --> 00:55:39,210 这样吧...就你们自己去就好了? You know, um... Do you guys mind maybe just going by yourselves? 723 00:55:39,290 --> 00:55:42,000 我也累了 对街东西看起来不错喔 I'm pretty beat. I think there's a place across the street. 724 00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:43,590 喔 Oh. 725 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:57,640 喔 拜托 还真明显? Oh, come on. How obvious is this? 726 00:55:57,730 --> 00:55:59,940 不是的... 他真的..开一整天了 No, it's not... He's totally... It's a long... It's been a long day. 727 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:01,230 是啊 Yeah. 728 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,030 你在约我吗? Are you asking me on a date? 729 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,620 是 我是 Yes, I am. 730 00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:22,580 准备好来隔壁敲门吧 Pick me up next door when you're ready. 731 00:56:30,050 --> 00:56:30,970 老弟! Dude! 732 00:56:31,050 --> 00:56:33,600 你变成詹姆斯邦(007)了 You were like James Bond there. 733 00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:36,600 这是我这辈子见过最酷的事了 That was the most badass thing I've ever seen in my life. 734 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,230 来吧 击个...来点鼓励吧 Come on, man. Give me a... Give me a little sugar. Give it up. 735 00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:41,810 你不会想跟我击掌的 想信我 那比做引号手势更惨 My people don't high-five. Trust me, it's worse than the air quotes. 736 00:56:41,890 --> 00:56:44,190 来吧 别让我一直举着 Come on. Don't leave me hanging. 737 00:56:45,690 --> 00:56:49,150 耶 不 那...你...太恐怖了 你说的对 Yeah, no. That... You're... That was terrible. You were right. 738 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,490 班 帅又酷 -- 你达成了? Handsome and cool, Ben. You got it? 739 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:57,700 对啊 Right. 740 00:56:57,790 --> 00:57:01,080 出门前吃个药 I'm just gonna give you your medicines before you go. 741 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,800 怎么了? -- 没事 - What? - Nothing. 742 00:57:11,630 --> 00:57:13,220 你说没事是什么意思? What do you mean, nothing? What is it? 743 00:57:20,310 --> 00:57:23,140 班 怎么了? -- 没事 - Ben, what is it? - Nothing. 744 00:57:24,350 --> 00:57:25,360 Uh... 745 00:57:27,270 --> 00:57:28,730 喔 糟了 Oh, shit. 746 00:57:30,150 --> 00:57:31,030 什么? What? 747 00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:33,150 Uh... 748 00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:37,660 糟了 Shi... Shit. 749 00:57:37,740 --> 00:57:39,450 班 怎么了? Ben, what the fuck? What is it? 750 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,660 Um... 751 00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:45,960 你的药留在别的饭店了 I think I left your medicines in the other hotel. 752 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,920 跟呼吸器放一起 With the C-pap machine. They were all together. 753 00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:52,720 喔 发克 Oh, fuck. 754 00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:55,130 你开什么玩笑? Are you fucking kidding me? 755 00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:57,550 那可不是什么面霜? 没有我就活不了 That's not a face cream, okay? I need that shit to live. 756 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,810 我知道 我知道... I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. It's, um... 757 00:58:00,890 --> 00:58:02,890 雪特 你知道... Uh... Shit, you know... 758 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,810 喔 发克 -- 听着 没事的 没事的 好吗? - Oh, fuck. - Listen, it's fine. It's fine, all right? 759 00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:07,940 我会打给24小时药店 然后... I'm gonna call a 24-hour pharmacy and I'm gonna... 760 00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:10,610 这里鸟不生蛋的 哪会卖这些药 可恶 No, we're in Podunk U.S.A. They're not gonna have shit. Oh, fuck. 761 00:58:10,690 --> 00:58:13,650 我知道你总有一天会害死我 -- 不 不是... - I knew one of your spells would kill me. - No, it's not... 762 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,860 雪特! 雪特! Oh, shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 763 00:58:16,950 --> 00:58:18,450 我很抱歉 好吗? I'm sorry. Look, I'm really sorry, all right? 764 00:58:18,530 --> 00:58:20,620 怎会这样 -- 就是会这样 你就是个白痴 - I don't know what happened. - I know what happened. You're an idiot. 765 00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:22,540 你就是个白痴 -- 才不是 - You're a fucking idiot. - I'm not. 766 00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:25,290 才不是 好吗? 我不是白痴 I'm not, all right? I'm not an idiot. 767 00:58:25,370 --> 00:58:27,880 我只是...爱胡闹 I'm... hilarious. 768 00:58:30,710 --> 00:58:33,800 喔...我手麻了 Oh... Oh, my hands are numb. 769 00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:35,880 开什么玩笑? Are you kidding me? 770 00:58:36,510 --> 00:58:41,100 你什么时候不玩? 偏偏选我第一次约会吗? This is when you decide to play the prank? When I'm about to go on my first date? 771 00:58:42,350 --> 00:58:44,890 我...觉得这样更有趣 I... It just seemed funnier that way. 772 00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:49,060 说的也是 Agreed. 773 00:59:08,330 --> 00:59:10,790 说过了 只是约会而已 混蛋 I told you, I only date assholes. 774 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,670 是的 但我不是混蛋 Yes. And I'm not an asshole. 775 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,800 你本来想找个混蛋 我又不是 也不想 And since you want an asshole, my not being an asshole 776 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,300 变得更混蛋来跟你约会 makes me more of an asshole than the assholes that you normally date, 777 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:19,840 因为他们不知道你到底要什么 because they're giving you exactly what you want, 778 00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:22,350 而我 不想当 决不会 whereas I, by not being an asshole, am not. 779 00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:26,850 当混蛋 Which makes me an asshole. 780 00:59:29,230 --> 00:59:31,230 真搞不懂你在讲什么 I can't believe I actually understood that. 781 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,340 嗨 - Hi. - Hi. 782 01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:37,550 我醒了 I woke up. 783 01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:40,800 可以进去吗? -- 可以 当然 - May I come in? - Yeah, sure. 784 01:00:44,010 --> 01:00:45,720 我只是... I was just, uh... 785 01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:47,010 坐 Here. 786 01:00:48,470 --> 01:00:49,480 谢谢 Thank you. 787 01:00:58,650 --> 01:01:00,780 他们多甜蜜啊 They're really sweet. 788 01:01:01,530 --> 01:01:03,320 是啊 Yeah. 789 01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:08,160 艾顿在踢了 想感觉一下吗? Baby's Elton's kicking. You wanna feel him? 790 01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:14,540 喔 不用了 那...不用了... -- 喔 来吧 他想打招呼 - Oh, no, thanks, that's... That's okay... - Oh, come on, he wants to say hi. 791 01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:15,790 我...我不... It's... I don't... I... 792 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,630 小点跟我聊起你 Dot told me about you. 793 01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:23,510 是喔? She did? 794 01:01:31,890 --> 01:01:34,100 怎么为人父母? What's it like being a parent? 795 01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:39,150 你所听过有关怀孕时每件有趣的事 Every corny thing you've ever heard about having a kid 796 01:01:39,230 --> 01:01:41,650 都是彻底完全真实的 is completely and utterly true. 797 01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:47,030 这是我们在这里是唯一的原因 It's the only reason we're here. 798 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:02,170 嘿 明天见 -- 好 - Hey. See you tomorrow. - Yeah. 799 01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:09,600 怎么样啊? How was it? 800 01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:13,060 她不让我吃松饼 She didn't let me eat waffles. 801 01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:16,350 不会吧? 那你吃什么? No? What'd you have? 802 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,230 法国吐司 French toast. 803 01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,420 今晚不要 Not tonight. 804 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:41,550 好 All right. 805 01:03:29,260 --> 01:03:30,550 准备好没? You ready? 806 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,920 需要帮你找业务员吗? Hi. May I find you a salesman? 807 01:04:02,290 --> 01:04:05,550 要 我朋友要找巴柏理查德森 Uh, yeah, my friend here is looking for Bob Richardson. 808 01:04:05,630 --> 01:04:06,800 有空吗? Is he available? 809 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,380 怎不要其他的业务员呢 -- 就是要巴柏 - Why don't I get you one of our salesmen. - We need Bob. 810 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,890 跟他说崔佛来了 Tell him it's Trevor. 811 01:04:10,970 --> 01:04:12,930 如果他想不起来 就说 "坐轮椅的来了" And if that doesn't jog his memory, say, "He's in a wheelchair." 812 01:04:13,010 --> 01:04:15,220 如果还是想不起来 就说 "你儿子来了" And if that doesn't jog his memory, say, "He's your son." 813 01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,770 如果再想不起来 就说 "你是超级大混蛋" And if that doesn't jog his memory, say, "You're an enormous dick." 814 01:04:20,230 --> 01:04:21,940 照着说就对啦 Actually, just say that anyway. 815 01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:26,860 请稍等 I will be right back. 816 01:04:27,650 --> 01:04:28,900 Ok Okay. 817 01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:39,620 给他个机会 Just give him a chance. 818 01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:44,040 这边请 Right this way. 819 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,300 巴柏请你们等一下 Bob will be with you in just a minute. 820 01:04:58,470 --> 01:05:03,940 嘿 崔佛 还真是...让人惊喜 Hey, Trevor. This is a... nice surprise. 821 01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:05,110 哈罗 Hello. 822 01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:09,610 什么风把你吹来? So, what brings you to town? 823 01:05:10,530 --> 01:05:12,450 我在旅行 Yeah, I'm doing some traveling. 824 01:05:12,530 --> 01:05:14,320 不错喔 Wow. Great. 825 01:05:15,070 --> 01:05:17,080 你妈好吗? How's your mom doing? 826 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,580 她好得很 她在银行做得很不错 She's doing great, actually. She's got a good job at the bank. 827 01:05:20,660 --> 01:05:22,330 搬来这... Transferred her here, so... 828 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,880 了不起 Terrific. 829 01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:30,050 那今天要做什么呢? So, what can I do for you today? 830 01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:43,140 我想今天该回这些信了 I figured it was about time I answered these. 831 01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:48,320 Uh... 832 01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:52,780 "亲爱的崔佛" "Dear Trevor." 833 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,820 Oh... 834 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,620 怎么了? What? 835 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:05,540 爱尔莎总是要我写信给你 Elsa always wanted me to write you, 836 01:06:06,290 --> 01:06:09,590 但我觉得不妥 and I didn't think that was a great idea. 837 01:06:09,670 --> 01:06:11,170 所以... So... 838 01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:14,880 我...很抱歉 I'm... I'm sorry. 839 01:06:15,510 --> 01:06:18,260 这是你妈写的 Your mom wrote these. 840 01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:27,400 Ok Okay. 841 01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:33,070 我们该走了 I think we better go. 842 01:06:33,150 --> 01:06:35,070 崔佛 等一下 Trevor. Wait. 843 01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:45,540 让我给你些钱 Let me give you some money. 844 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:52,130 我这有160块 Here. I got 160 bucks on me. 845 01:06:52,210 --> 01:06:53,710 怎么样? What do you say? 846 01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:56,720 拿着 Take it. 847 01:06:57,260 --> 01:06:58,970 希望你拿着 I want you to have it. 848 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,930 嘿 听我说 Hey. Listen to me. 849 01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,520 我干嘛这样? Why'd I do that? 850 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,600 你不是说你保证擦完后 Remember when you said to me that you'd wipe my ass 851 01:07:47,690 --> 01:07:49,810 屁眼上一点屎都没有? until there was no more shit left on it? 852 01:07:51,310 --> 01:07:53,730 现在有屎了 全都是屎 Well, there is shit. It's all shit. 853 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:56,740 我是屎 你是屎 到处都是 I'm shit. You're shit. It's everywhere. 854 01:07:56,820 --> 01:08:01,450 这是场班杰明巡回拉屎秀而你是那颗星 It's the Ben Benjamin Traveling Shit Show and you're the star. 855 01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:06,120 我要回家 I wanna go home. 856 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,080 等一下 Look. Stop, stop. 857 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:14,460 你爸是个混蛋 对吧? 对这我很抱歉 Your father's an asshole, all right? And I'm sorry about that. 858 01:08:14,550 --> 01:08:17,420 如果是因为我逼你见他我道歉 但不是我让他变混蛋的 And I'm sorry if I pushed you to see him. But I didn't make him an asshole. 859 01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:19,090 他只是其中一个 He just is one. 860 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,760 我只是那个想帮你过日子的家伙 Hey, man, look. I'm just a guy, you know, trying to get through the day. 861 01:08:22,850 --> 01:08:24,260 就像你 Just like you. 862 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:27,980 我只想帮你 -- 才怪 - I'm trying to help you. - No, you're not. 863 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,270 你才没有要帮我 You're not trying to help me. 864 01:08:30,350 --> 01:08:33,310 那不是帮我 是帮你 This is not about me. It's about you. 865 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,270 一直都是在帮你 It's all been about you. 866 01:08:37,690 --> 01:08:41,360 我知道来这很煎熬 但这样对你比较好... Look, I know that it was hard in there, but I think you're better off for... 867 01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:44,780 不用了 你...听着 你又不是我爸 好吗？你又不是我爸 No, you... Listen, you're not my father. Okay? You're not my father. 868 01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:47,200 我知道 I know. 869 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:48,500 真知道? Do you? 870 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:52,370 我问你 你为什么当看护? Let me ask you something. Why'd you become a caregiver? 871 01:08:53,330 --> 01:08:54,380 我需要工作 I needed a job. 872 01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:57,920 到处是工作 你偏偏找个看小孩的 Well, there are a lot of jobs out there that don't involve taking care of a kid. 873 01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:00,840 我面谈时并知道你是个小孩 I didn't know you were a kid when I went for the interview. 874 01:09:06,470 --> 01:09:07,770 难道你以为...? What do you think...? 875 01:09:07,850 --> 01:09:10,810 你以为我想藉由你寻找救赎吗? You think I'm looking for redemption through you? 876 01:09:10,890 --> 01:09:13,810 你以为我想藉由你来治愈吗? 是这样吗? You think I want you to fix me? Is that it? 877 01:09:16,230 --> 01:09:17,900 我儿子死了 My son died. 878 01:09:18,650 --> 01:09:21,150 你无法治愈我 You can't fix me. 879 01:09:23,610 --> 01:09:25,370 我也不想 And I don't want to. 880 01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:27,120 好吗? Okay? 881 01:09:27,490 --> 01:09:30,790 所以 你留着你的问题 我留着我的 So, you keep your problems over there and I'll keep my problems over here. 882 01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:35,130 你擦我的屁股 然后我跟你说谢谢 就这样结束吧 You wipe my ass, and I'll say thank you. End of fucking story. 883 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,530 还要去最深坑吗? Are we still going to the big pit? 884 01:10:01,610 --> 01:10:02,860 不去 No. 885 01:10:08,410 --> 01:10:11,450 好 -- 才不他X的好! - Fine. - Not fucking fine! 886 01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:14,210 我只有一次生命 I have exactly one life. 887 01:10:14,290 --> 01:10:17,500 因为我自己不是很了解 And for reasons I myself don't really understand, 888 01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:20,630 我现在相信 生命里没什么可实现 I now believe that that life will not be fulfilled 889 01:10:20,710 --> 01:10:24,260 除非我能跟两位变态一起站在 unless I am standing at the bottom of the world's deepest pit 890 01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:26,470 世界最深坑底 with you two perverts. 891 01:10:26,550 --> 01:10:28,180 而且这位漂亮的准妈妈也想去 And this beautiful mom-to-be. 892 01:10:28,260 --> 01:10:30,810 喔 谢谢啦 -- 不客气 - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. 893 01:10:30,890 --> 01:10:34,180 所以 开动车吧 就去那该死的坑吧 So, start the car. We're going to the fucking pit. 894 01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:36,730 耶 Yay. 895 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,060 我的天 Holy fuck. 896 01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:15,870 Wow. 897 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,830 我曾以为我是因为很蠢而喜欢 但还真是酷 I thought I'd like it 'cause it's lame, but it's actually pretty cool. 898 01:12:24,130 --> 01:12:26,050 我们去底下 Let's go to the bottom. 899 01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:51,700 我马上跟上 好吗? 我忘了手机在车上 I'll catch up with you guys, all right? I left my phone in the car. 900 01:12:51,780 --> 01:12:54,870 我有带肉条 马文 应该没事 We got Slim Jims, Mervin. We'll be fine. 901 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,430 我知道你是谁 I know who you are. 902 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:18,430 什么? What? 903 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:21,770 不是珍妮特派你的 就是爱尔莎 Janet didn't send you. Elsa did. 904 01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:23,770 爱尔莎是谁? Who's Elsa? 905 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:25,980 崔佛的妈 Trevor's mom. 906 01:13:26,730 --> 01:13:29,940 崔佛是谁? -- 什么? - Who's Trevor? - What? 907 01:13:30,030 --> 01:13:32,200 难道你跟的是小桃子吗? Are you following Peaches? 908 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,580 桃乐丝 Dorothy. 909 01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:39,330 小点吗? -- 是 我是她爸 - Dot? - Yeah, I'm her father. 910 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:44,250 你到底是谁? 为什么...? 干嘛载我女儿到处跑? I mean, who are you? I mean, why...? Why are you driving my daughter around? 911 01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:47,670 嘿 老兄 这我也不清楚 我原本只是要带小孩去盐城 Hey, man, I didn't ask for any of this. I'm just taking a kid to Salt Lake. 912 01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:50,050 我遇见你女儿 然后带她吃饭 给她搭便车 I saw your daughter, I bought her a meal, I gave her a ride. 913 01:13:50,130 --> 01:13:51,380 我只是想尽点道义 I was just trying to be decent. 914 01:13:52,170 --> 01:13:53,510 喔 Oh. 915 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:57,390 我猜我欠你一个道谢 Well, I guess I owe you a thanks. 916 01:13:58,930 --> 01:14:00,390 你没欠我什么 You don't owe me anything. 917 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:02,980 是这样 我并不想当个好爸爸 好吗? Look, I'm never gonna win Dad of the Year, okay? 918 01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:05,230 但我想确定她自己从奥林匹亚到丹佛 But I sure as shit wasn't gonna let my little girl get 919 01:14:05,310 --> 01:14:07,650 不会惹上什么麻烦 from Olympia to Denver on her own. 920 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:13,110 桃乐丝和我 有些问题 但我们曾联络过 知道吗? Dorothy and I, we got some issues, but we're connected, you know? 921 01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:16,950 我只...是来尽点力 Just... Just trying my best here. 922 01:14:17,910 --> 01:14:19,240 我了 I get it. 923 01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:22,700 剩余的行程我可以跟吗? Is it okay if I tail you the rest of the way? 924 01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:27,500 我...不会打扰你们 只想...确定她安全抵达 I... I won't get in your way, I'm just... I just wanna make sure she's safe. 925 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,670 可以 Yeah, sure thing. 926 01:14:34,050 --> 01:14:35,300 谢谢 Thanks. 927 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:45,480 喂? Hello? 928 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,770 班! 快下来! -- 喂? - Ben! Come downstairs quickly! - Hello? 929 01:14:47,850 --> 01:14:50,360 是我 小点 -- 急事啦! It's me, Dot. It's an emergency! 930 01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,230 快来啦! -- 怎么了? 怎么...? - Come... Now! - What's the matter? What's the...? 931 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:53,780 听得到吗? 喂? Can you hear me? Hello? Hello? 932 01:15:10,210 --> 01:15:12,300 这里有医生吗? - 还是护士? - Is there a doctor here? - How about a nurse? 933 01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:15,170 有谁是医生? - 还是受过医疗训练的? - Anyone here a doctor? - With any kind of medical training? 934 01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:17,930 喔 不! -- 她生了 - Oh, no! - She's having the baby. 935 01:15:18,010 --> 01:15:21,140 救命 -- 我不...我不知怎么做 - Help. - I don't... I don't know what to do. 936 01:15:21,220 --> 01:15:22,640 求求你 Please. 937 01:15:30,310 --> 01:15:31,650 班! Ben! 938 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:35,150 班! Ben! 939 01:15:35,940 --> 01:15:37,400 她需要你帮忙! 动手吧! She needs your help! Do something! 940 01:15:38,530 --> 01:15:42,870 打911! 打911! 打911! 好的 好的 好的 Call 911! Call 911! Call 911! All right, all right, all right. 941 01:15:42,950 --> 01:15:45,330 来吧 来吧 -- 我觉得有问题 - Here you go, here you go. - I think something is wrong. 942 01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:47,620 快啊 班 动手吧 -- 好 好 好的 - Come on, Ben. Do something. - Okay, okay. All right, all right. 943 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:49,750 感觉不对劲 Something doesn't feel right. 944 01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:42,700 好好 -- 准备 准备好没? - Okay, okay. - Ready, ready, ready? 945 01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:01,090 我的小孩 My little baby. 946 01:18:08,470 --> 01:18:10,100 他来了 He's here. 947 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:30,410 嗨 Hi. 948 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,080 Mmm. 949 01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:37,580 谢谢你 班 Thank you, Ben. 950 01:18:52,850 --> 01:18:54,600 是个男孩 吃肉条吧 It's a boy. Take a Slim. 951 01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:57,520 没吃一根 你会终身后悔 If you haven't had one, it's the biggest mistake of your life. 952 01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:24,840 卡什 是偷来的吗? Did you steal this, Cash? 953 01:19:26,340 --> 01:19:28,970 别这么说 Please don't call me that. 954 01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:36,180 怎么...他看起来怎样? Well, how... How did he seem? 955 01:19:36,890 --> 01:19:40,270 看起来不错 I mean, he seemed okay. 956 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:42,770 我觉得他本意是好的 I think he means well. 957 01:19:49,110 --> 01:19:51,950 她...她过来了...假装...在忙 She's... She's coming over. Uh... Look... Look busy. 958 01:19:52,030 --> 01:19:54,290 什么? 为什么? 为什么要假装在忙? What? Why? Why do you need to look busy? 959 01:19:54,370 --> 01:19:56,790 因为喔...哪知啊 Because of... I don't know. Shh. 960 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,630 嘿 - Hey. - Hey. 961 01:20:01,210 --> 01:20:02,290 他怎么样? How is he? 962 01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:08,010 他就是个糟老头 但...却是我的糟老头 He's a heaping mess, but... he's my heaping mess. 963 01:20:09,260 --> 01:20:11,470 那你要跟他回奥林匹亚吗? So, are you gonna go back to Olympia with him? 964 01:20:11,550 --> 01:20:15,470 不 我要去丹佛 必须去 No. I'm going to Denver. I just have to. 965 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:16,470 但... But... 966 01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:19,100 Um... 967 01:20:19,810 --> 01:20:21,650 剩下的行程让他载好了 I think he's gonna take me the rest of the way. 968 01:20:26,570 --> 01:20:29,950 马上? 你就要...现在就要走吗? Uh, right now? Are you going... Are you going right now? 969 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:33,280 是啊 Yeah. 970 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,370 酷.. 酷 Cool. Um... Cool. 971 01:20:38,870 --> 01:20:42,170 OK 酷 我是说 好... Okay. That's cool. I mean, yeah... 972 01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:45,090 我想应该都会顺利... I'm sure it'll be fine and stuff and... 973 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,300 知道吗? 我只想... You know what? I'm just... 974 01:20:48,380 --> 01:20:50,930 跟卡什说点话 I'm gonna go talk to Cash for a second. 975 01:21:04,310 --> 01:21:07,780 你有我电话号码 可以打给我 会吧? You have my number. You're gonna text me, right? 976 01:21:10,490 --> 01:21:11,910 当然 Definitely. 977 01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:17,160 你知道你是什么吗? You know what you are? 978 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,000 帅又酷 Handsome and cool. 979 01:21:28,090 --> 01:21:29,800 别笑我了 Don't make fun of me. 980 01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:33,340 没有 I'm not. 981 01:21:57,990 --> 01:21:59,620 他怎么了? What's wrong with him? 982 01:22:00,830 --> 01:22:02,370 肌肉萎缩 Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. 983 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:06,750 能活到30就算幸运的了 He'll be lucky if he makes it to 30. 984 01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:09,630 这很罕见吗? Is it rare? 985 01:22:11,670 --> 01:22:14,970 3500个男性就有一个 It affects one out of every 3,500 males. 986 01:22:15,340 --> 01:22:16,220 男人啊... Man... 987 01:22:18,810 --> 01:22:21,470 生命真是超级烂的 对吧? Life's a real class-A bitch, isn't it? 988 01:22:25,310 --> 01:22:26,980 并不一直是 Not always. 989 01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:38,120 马文 谢谢你的咖啡 Well, thanks for the coffee, Mervin. 990 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:42,330 到丹佛照顾好自己 那里变态可多了 Well, take care of yourself in Denver. There are a lot of perverts there. 991 01:22:42,410 --> 01:22:44,710 是喔? 连这个你都知道? Yeah? And how would you know? 992 01:22:45,580 --> 01:22:47,250 我们都有在联络 We all keep in touch. 993 01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:40,030 来吧 -- 我们到底在做什么? - Come on. - What the heck are we doing? 994 01:24:40,110 --> 01:24:43,580 你能不能这辈子就帮一次忙闭上嘴好吗? Would you just do me a favor and shut the fuck up for once in your life? 995 01:24:43,660 --> 01:24:45,910 到底要... 那是什么? 你在...你在干嘛? We literally... What is that? What... What are you doing? 996 01:24:45,990 --> 01:24:47,950 做点事 来吧 We're doing something. Come on. 997 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:09,810 准备好没? You ready? 998 01:25:14,190 --> 01:25:17,650 准备来一次人类史上第一次最特别的站着尿尿 Get ready for the most spectacular standing-piss in human history. 999 01:25:17,730 --> 01:25:20,240 这哪行 我不信 -- 喔 可以的 - It's not gonna work. I promise you. - Oh, it's gonna work. 1000 01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:23,700 只要对准然后发射 All you gotta do is aim and fire. 1001 01:25:23,780 --> 01:25:25,120 不知道 I don't know. 1002 01:25:28,910 --> 01:25:29,910 Whoa. 1003 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,750 来了 等等 我办到了 我办到了 It's going. Hang on, I got it, I got it, I got it. 1004 01:25:32,830 --> 01:25:35,000 耶! Yeah! 1005 01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:37,380 耶! Yes! 1006 01:25:42,510 --> 01:25:46,180 看哪!我站着尿尿啊! Take a look! I'm peeing standing up! Whoo! 1007 01:26:28,430 --> 01:26:29,720 哈罗 Hello. 1008 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:01,840 崔佛帅又酷 Trevor Conklin was handsome and cool. 1009 01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:08,890 旅行一回来 我就辞去看护他的工作 Soon after our trip, I resigned as his caregiver, 1010 01:27:08,970 --> 01:27:11,430 但接着是看护他的朋友 but continued on as his friend. 1011 01:27:12,810 --> 01:27:15,350 两周前 我去看崔佛 Two weeks ago, when I went to visit Trevor 1012 01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:19,860 那天是他21岁生日 我看到他躺在房间的地板上 on his 21st birthday, I found him lying on the floor of his bedroom, 1013 01:27:19,940 --> 01:27:21,940 安详的走了 finally at peace. 1014 01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:33,580 新的看护 是个六十岁叫安娜的和善女人 在旁哭泣 The new caregiver, a kind woman in her 60s named Anna, was sobbing. 1015 01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:36,540 她 就像我 She, like me, 1016 01:27:36,620 --> 01:27:39,040 知道他有多特别 knew just how special he was. 1017 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,600 当然他是装的 He was faking, of course. 1018 01:27:55,430 --> 01:27:57,390 安娜第二天就辞职了 Anna quit the next day. 0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,970 比特彗星论坛·{\c&HFFFFFF&}高清电影下载 {\c&H04F6FF&\fs18}www.bitehuixing.com 88888888888 01:27:57,391 --> 01:28:17,390 比特彗星论坛·{\c&HFFFFFF&}高清电影下载 {\c&H04F6FF&\fs18}www.bitehuixing.com